Potential by Ron White

The stage was a Texas Rangers baseball game, a few years ago, and as I stared at David Dellucci, the Texas Ranger batter, I muttered ‘Potential’ as he held the bat over his shoulder waiting for the pitch. No sooner had the word escaped my mouth when my friend leaned over and said,’ What did you say?’ I replied to her,’ I said potential.’ Her confused question was, ‘Okaaaay? — Potential in regards to what?’